Where did you get a picture of my penis
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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