I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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