I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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