have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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