And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
