i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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