We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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