i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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