I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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