hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
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