Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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