That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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