Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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