Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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