Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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