just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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