just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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