This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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