What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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