About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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