all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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