idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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