see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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