its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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