I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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