under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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