dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
He did a backflip because drugs
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