The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
You don't make any sense
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Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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