He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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