absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I need water and some morals
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Randomize