question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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