Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
