How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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