Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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