on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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