"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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