I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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