he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
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