Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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