What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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