The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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