Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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