$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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