You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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