Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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