For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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