I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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