dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
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