I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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