so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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