it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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