Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
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