i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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